Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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