Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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