what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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