I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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