pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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