After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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