lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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