Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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