Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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