It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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