My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
high people should be assigned attendants
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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