No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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