He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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