Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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