Operation Purity has been aborted
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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