I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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