id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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