Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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