The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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