Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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