That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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