he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
40s are totally the cure
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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