I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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