i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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