He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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