shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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