Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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