Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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