You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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