I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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