she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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