your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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