ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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