I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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