Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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