Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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