Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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