I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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