I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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