its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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