Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
