I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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