Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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