i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
