take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We are two peas in an std pod
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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