I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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