im drinking this country out of the recession.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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