The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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