They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
