3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
