It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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