NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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