I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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