but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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