He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We need to get me chipped asap
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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