You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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